Because God isn’t the only one involved in politics, Satan gives his take on the 2016 election. “When I first … More
Author: Amanda Brennan
North Carolina 0 for 2 On This Whole Equality Thing
Civil rights and North Carolina have always had an interesting relationship. North Carolina, in passing HB2, clings to its traditions … More
Local Mom Wishes Children Would Celebrate Holiday By Not Being Complete Assholes
“Just one day a year I’d like to get through dinner without my kids making fun of me for not … More
Becoming President Would Be Trump’s Second-Most Impressive Sexual Conquest
Ever wondered what exactly it is about Trump’s campaign that leaves you feeling so violated? According to a recent … More
AFA Members Have Annual Picnic to Talk About how Straight They Are
Boycotting Target isn’t the only fun thing the American Family Association has been up to recently! On Wednesday, some AFA members … More
Abstinence-Only Educators to Start Saying “Peepee” and “The You Know” to Promote Safety of Students
A high school in the United States has made the brave decision to implement even stronger abstinence-only policies in educating … More
North Korea Tries to Do a Thing: Does Not Do That Thing
What do your flaky friend, your unwilling-to-settle-down love interest and North Korea all have in common? Commitment issues! On Thursday night, North … More
Miami University to Charge Students for Air, Breathing
Breathing is about to become a lot more expensive. The administration of Miami University of Ohio has decided to pull … More
An Interview with God
For years, God has thrown His support to political candidates. From the English monarchy to George W. Bush, He … More