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An Actual List of Things I Have Done So I Could Put Off Writing My Essay That’s Due Tomorrow
Ever Since I Bought a Salt Lamp, I’ve Become a Math Genius and My Sex Life is Off the Charts!
Upsetting New Study Finds that Majority of Snitches Can’t Even AFFORD to Get Stitches!
Area Woman Tired of Your Bullshit
Wow! I Took a Two-Hour Long Nap and Trump’s STILL President?