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Boyfriend Tells Girlfriend He Was Just Kidding
After saying something serious that didn’t go over well, a boyfriend told his girlfriend that he was just kidding. He…
Breaking: Local Girl With Doggy Filter Just Felt Like She Looked Cute In This Pic
In breaking local news, an area teen posted a picture of herself to multiple social media outlets in which she…
Why Didn’t You Notice I Decided To Grow My Hair Out?
Hey, why didn’t you notice I decided to grow my hair out? Don’t you know how much thought goes into…
Breaking: Guy You Dated Last Year Still Asshole
Advice column In a shocking turn of events that no one at all saw coming, your ex-boyfriend is still a…
Middle School Student Listening to iPod Stares Out Window, Reflects Upon the Day’s Tragedies
Local middle school student Kim Adams put her headphones in immediately after getting into her mom’s mini-van after 7th period,…
Help! I Think My Boyfriend Might Just Be a Very Convincing Artificial Intelligence System!
Only an incredibly life-like AI system could talk to me the way Carl was talking to me. Suddenly, so much…
God Would Like You To Know Earth Not Some Hotel Room You Should Trash
PTN reporter Amanda Brennan asks God some questions on Earth Day. Brennan: Hi again, God. God: Hi Amanda.…
Schrödinger’s Boyfriend
Because sometimes you need a little quantum physics to figure out if you have a boyfriend or not. Casey Williams,…
Chocolate Chip Cookie Actually Oatmeal: “I Feel Lied To,” Says Neighborhood Man
A Day In The Life Disgust, fear, outrage. Humiliation, depravity, regret. None of these things even come close to what…