After a lifetime of being considered non-essential, middleman Lance Smith made the decision to spend more time focusing on himself, … More
Author: Amanda Brennan
Amanda Brennan is a writer based in Columbus, OH. She has two plants. Follow her on Twitter @amanduhbrennan.
College Student Who Burned Grilled Cheese Is Finding New And Exciting Ways To Fail
Local college sophomore Shelby Reynolds, who recently burned a grilled cheese sandwich she was making, claims that her failure simply … More
What Other Stuff Can Russia Help Us With?
A Christmas list from one nation to another. Russia so helpfully expedited our Presidential election—kindly helping us decide which … More
Trump Already Working On Putting His Name On The White House
Guest writer Annie Lazarski joins the PTN newsroom to give us this story. 5:00 pm, Eastern Time With the ballots … More
Nation Needs ‘Gilmore Girls’ Revival, Now More Than Ever
In a country shaken by the results of what has been a traumatic election season, only one thing can remedy … More
5 Questions I Had During The Presidential Debate
Why do I feel the need to cross my legs when I see the GOP nominee waving his hands around? … More
A List of Things Men Can Say to Other Men Without Contributing to Rape Culture
Some cool conversation ideas for men! Because “boys being boys” is not a free pass for molesting people! What … More
Source Claims Trump Actually Evil Bag of Cats
Outlandish? Not if you think about it. The GOP nominee, according to a recent theory, might just be an evil … More
American Citizens to Begin Preemptive Book Burnings
In preparation for the results of the 2016 Presidential election, several thousand American citizens have begun to burn the books … More
NASA Changed My Zodiac Sign and I’m F*ing PISSED
Hey NASA, it’s me, Amanda Brennan. I just have one question for you. Where in the HELL do you get … More
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