Nation Needs ‘Gilmore Girls’ Revival, Now More Than Ever

In a country shaken by the results of what has been a traumatic election season, only one thing can remedy the frustration, despair, and hostility that Americans on all sides of the table are feeling.

That thing is the Gilmore Girls revival, which premieres November 25th on Netflix.

The anticipation for this reboot has only played second-fiddle to the Presidential election because of all the hoopla about “human rights” and “morals,” themes that have been keeping all US citizens glued to the TV, which, early this morning, declared that Professional Rich Guy Donald Trump will, one day soon, be President Rich Guy Donald Trump.

We asked one 28-year old mother who watched the show in its heyday and needs a reprieve from the hellish state of politics in which the country is currently finding itself in how she feels about the reboot.

“‘Gilmore Girls’ couldn’t come fast enough,” said Marsha Buchanan, watching her infant daughter play. “This election has left me feeling hopeless in a way that only Rory and Lorelai Gilmore can fix.”

Buchanan said she was “disappointed” about the results of the election.

“I don’t know how Stars Hollow voted, but I think I might want to live there,” she said.

The single mother is now very worried about the future of her two year old daughter.

“I hope she turns out to be a uneducated, straight white man from rural America,” Buchanan said. “That’s the best thing a girl can be now.”