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Being A Woman Is Now Considered A Pre-Existing Condition

  As a part of a new healthcare plan passed by the super-good United States government, pre-existing conditions will no … More

An Actual List of Things I Have Done So I Could Put Off Writing My Essay That’s Due Tomorrow

My mom has been asking me to call an office on campus to make sure my FAFSA went through okay. … More

Ever Since I Bought a Salt Lamp, I’ve Become a Math Genius and My Sex Life is Off the Charts!

I never thought buying a pink Himalayan salt lamp could change my life. In fact, I had laughed right in … More

Upsetting New Study Finds that Majority of Snitches Can’t Even AFFORD to Get Stitches!

Just when you thought health care in America couldn’t get more wack, a new study was released that said almost, … More

Area Woman Tired of Your Bullshit

Just when you thought you couldn’t annoy anybody else, you annoyed an area woman while you were grocery shopping this … More

Wow! I Took a Two-Hour Long Nap and Trump’s STILL President?

When I went to take a nap this afternoon, I fully expected two things to happen by the time I … More

Report: Mom Thinks You Should Keep An Eye On It

After calling your mother to get her opinion on a particular ailment that has been developing at a somewhat alarming … More

A List of Things That White Nationalism Has In Common With A Yeast Infection

A public safety announcement. While deeply uncomfortable, many people will experience it during their lifetime. It’s awkward, but necessary, to … More

Woman Reluctantly Agrees To Take Up Space

After mounting pressure from family and friends, local woman Lisa Williams has, albeit reluctantly, agreed to take up space. Like … More

Bastard Who Never Replaces Toilet Paper Had It Coming

Sitting on the toilet with his pants at his ankles, Tom Hickerson cried out to the emptiness of his apartment … More

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